yes, he is gay because of the glitter boots. but also, he wore a black suit, which only a straight man would wear, because a gay only wears colours, or a tasteful glitter. so he is straight. however, i think you may have noticed, he wore his shirt tucked in, which means he has never done the sex - a virgin. i don’t know what to think. he’s probably one of those freak ass car fuckers that put their junk in the car’s “exhaust pipe” (butthole). when you think about the boots from this angle it makes sense.
i want to move to a small apartment by myself in a new city and i want to decide which furniture i want and what i want for dinner and whether or not i want to stay out all night and i want to travel and meet new people and fall in love and go have my own adventures because i’m sick of this washed-up place filled with annoying people
when your mom texts you to ask if you’re a lesbian and you reply no because you aren’t ready to come out yet; she responds: “Thank god, you’re straight! I couldn’t stand to have a gay daughter.”
(submitted by deathanddrowning)
i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather